Jason Sudeikis
Henry Herschel
Maisie Williams
Millie Pearlman
Jessica Biel
Penny Herschel
Mary Steenburgen
Julia Mureaux
Orlando Jones
Cornelius 'Dumbass' Thibadeaux
Joshua Mikel
Thor Heyerdahl
Jayson Warner Smith
Uncle Glen
Christopher Gehrman
William Willis
Wendy Miklovic
William Willis' Wife
George Wilson
Dumbass' Dad
Cailey Fleming
9 Year Old Millie
Sheldon Frett
Haitian Sailor
Madeleine Woolner
Secretary
Ian Belgard
Pascal's Son (uncredited)