Adam Sandler
Charles "Chuck" Levine
Kevin James
Lawrence "Larry" Valentine
Jessica Biel
Alex McDonough
Dan Aykroyd
Captain Phineas J. Tucker
Ving Rhames
Fred G. Duncan
Steve Buscemi
Clinton Fitzer
Nicholas Turturro
Renaldo Pinera
Rachel Dratch
Benefits Supervisor
Nick Swardson
Kevin McDonough
Richard Chamberlain
Councilman Banks
Shelby Adamowsky
Tori Valentine
Kathleen Doyle
Bernie's Mother
Richard Kline
Mr. Auerbach
Blake Clark
Crazy Homeless Man
Rob Corddry
Jim the Protestor
Gary Valentine
Karl Eisendorf
Jonathan Loughran
David Nootzie
Cole Morgen
Eric Valentine
Rob Schneider
Asian Minister
David Spade
Transvestite Groupie
