All Cast
Harry Enfield
Dave Nice
Paul Whitehouse
Mike Smash
Alan Freeman
Self
Tony Blackburn
Self
John Peel
John Past-Bedtime
David 'Kid' Jensen
David 'Kid' Pension
Dave Atkins
Johnny Beergut
Katie Puckrik
Self
Bob Geldof
Self
Angus Deayton
Self
Michael Barratt
Self
Chris Walker
Ken from Pontefract
Lauren Jones
Little Tina from Kent
John Thomson
Simon Joke
Niall Ashdown
Simon Northern-Accent
Nicola White
Simon Female
Simon Bligh
Simon Redhead
Andy Taylor
Simon Bubbly
Donna Ewin
Deptford Draylons Ad Girl
Lisa McGuire
Dave Nice Video Show Girl
Dan Travers