All Cast
Matthew Martin
Charlotte
Mink Stole
Velma
Jason Stuart
Mr. Wills
David Millbern
Dr. Drew
Varla Jean Merman
Melanie, Stan
Honey Mahogany
Trudy
Heklina
Mrs. Bates
Raja Gemini
Reporter
Jeffrey Patrick Olson
Sheriff Luke Skywalker
Jesse Pepe
John Mayhem
Mike Finn
Big Daddy
Mark Sargent
Jewel Mayhem
J. Conrad Frank
Mildred
Ron Herman Symansky
Gloria
Elizabeth Clift
Birdie