Jack Lemmon
Victor Clooney
Paula Prentiss
Celia Clooney
Klaus Kinski
Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot
Miles Chapin
Eddie, the Bellhop
Michael Ensign
Assistant Manager
Fil Formicola
Rudy 'Disco' Gambola
Ronnie Sperling
Hippy Husband
Suzie Galler
Pregnant Wife
Ed Begley Jr.
Lieutenant #1
Frank Farmer
Lieutenant #2
Tom Kindle
Highway Patrolman #1
Biff Manard
Highway Patrolman #2
Frances Bay
Female Patient
Timothy Sullivan
SWAT Team Member
Troy Melton
Leopold Schuster
Jennifer Fajardo
Polynesian Girl