Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley
Jane Spencer
Robert Goulet
Quentin Hapsburg
Richard Griffiths
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Jacqueline Brookes
Commissioner Brumford
Anthony James
Hector Savage
Peter Mark Richman
Dunwell
Margery Jane Ross
Barbara Bush
Peter Van Norden
John Sununu
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Blues Singer
Sally Rosenblatt
Mrs. Redmond
Alexander Folk
Crackhouse Cop
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Mariachi
Larry McCormick
TV Reporter
William Woodson
TV Commercial Announcer
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bill Chemerka
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Christopher J. Keene
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Ken Kerman
"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Al Fann
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
Tom McGreevey
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
James Gilstrap
"Always nice to see nice people."
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"You pigs...say your prayers."
Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Is this some kind of bust?"
Jeff Wright
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
C. Lindsay Workman
"Your coat, sir?"
John Stevens
"Phone call, Commissioner"
Gokul
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Charlotte Zucker
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Carlos Betancourt
"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
Bernardo Márquez
"Recuerdos a todos."
Margarito Mendoza
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
Lee Terri
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Manny Perry
"Let's get him."
Raynor Scheine
"You're on my groin."
John Fleck
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
Ron Rosenblatt
Mr. Redmond
Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Daughter
Ryan Harrison
Barbecue Boy
David Zucker
Davy Crockett
Robert K. Weiss
Obstetrician
Burton Zucker
Lab Technician
Lewis Friedman
Lab Technician
Bob Reitman
Lab Technician
Gene Mueller
Lab Technician
Gino Salomone
Lab Technician
Robert J. Elisberg
McTigue
Mindy Newborn
Slave to the Composer
Jan Campbell
Lady in Waiting
Wendy Hogan
Lady in Waiting
