All Cast

Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura

Abraxas

Sven-Ole Thorsen

Sven-Ole Thorsen

Secundus

Damian Lee

Damian Lee

Dar

Jerry Levitan

Jerry Levitan

Hite

Marjorie Bransfield

Marjorie Bransfield

Sonia Murray

Ken Quinn

Ken Quinn

Carl

Marilyn Lightstone

Marilyn Lightstone

Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)

Moses Znaimer

Moses Znaimer

Secundus' Answer Box (voice)

Robert Nasmith

Robert Nasmith

Sonia's Father

Kris Michaels

Kris Michaels

Sonia's Mother

Layne Coleman

Layne Coleman

Registry Clerk

Francis Mitchell

Francis Mitchell

Tommy Murray

Sonja Belliveau

Sonja Belliveau

Doctor

Jim Belushi

Jim Belushi

Principal Latimer

Erica Heenan

Erica Heenan

School Secretary

John Blackwood

John Blackwood

Camper Dad

Rae Johnson

Rae Johnson

Camper Mom

Adrian Burnett

Adrian Burnett

Michael - Camper Son

David Mitchell

David Mitchell

Deputy Johnny White

Al Timmer

Al Timmer

Maxie

Michael Copeman

Michael Copeman

Sheriff Sharp

Michael Scherer

Michael Scherer

Garage Owner

Katy Turpin

Katy Turpin

Irate Girl

Zion Forrest Lee

Zion Forrest Lee

Jack

Tyrell Janos

Tyrell Janos

Willy

Jason Turnpenny

Jason Turnpenny

Second Bully

Lee Anne Simms

Lee Anne Simms

Betty

Johnny Askwith

Johnny Askwith

Cocky Youth

Johanna Householder

Johanna Householder

Rosa - Grocery Clerk

Sarah James

Sarah James

Stripper

Leo Armoffe

Leo Armoffe

Bar Patron

Alex Ruge

Alex Ruge

Bouncer

Ellen Dubin

Ellen Dubin

First Waitress

Kate Healey

Kate Healey

Second Waitress

Christine Wilson

Christine Wilson

Teacher