All Cast
Martin Landau
Roy Tilden
Gabriel Bologna
David Brochman
Gretchen Becker
Doris
Dean Jacobson
Mail Boy
Richard Lewis
Phil Milowski
Richard Moll
Man Nun
Phil Fondacaro
Dwarf Rabbi
Martin Sheen
Sarge
Bokeem Woodbine
Malcolm
Vic Trevino
Nick
Arye Gross
Moshe
Athena Ashburn
Katy
Paul Bartel
Acting Coach
Fred Mata
Actor 1
Lynne Johnston
Actor 2
Andrea Shreeman
Actor 3
Bridget Michele
Nurse
Sammy Shore
Comedian
Kai Ephron
Russian Policeman
Magda Harout
Russian Maid 1
Karen James
Russian Maid 2