But I'd Really Have to Kill You
Mar 03 2016
•0h 5m
•Comedy
A satirical riff on the old saying, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...' The story of a guy in a dead end desk job who has reached his emotional boiling point.
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Tim Baltz
Chip
Ben York Jones
Jeff
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