All Cast

Hulk Hogan
Rip

Tommy Lister Jr.
Zeus

Joan Severance
Samantha Moore

Kurt Fuller
Brell

David Paymer
Unger

Jesse Ventura
Himself - Commentator #1

Gene Okerlund
Commentator #2

Howard Finkel
Himself - Ring Announcer

Stan Hansen
Neanderthal

Mark Pellegrino
Randy

Bill Henderson
Charlie

Charles Levin
Ordway
Rebecca Wackler
Ms. Tidings
