All Cast
Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
A.J. Bond
Little Ernest
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
Lester Barrie
Willie
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Richard Leacock
Walter
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
Henry O. Watson
Mr. Ellis
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Chris Turner
Bobby
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
David Jacox
Bicyclist
Babe Dolan
Old Lady
Jim Dunn
Spaghetti Man
Vanessa Paris
Spaghetti Woman
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
George Josef
Chef
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Charles Andre
Medic
