George Hamilton
Desmond Spellman
Jeremy Foley
Casper (voice)
Jess Harnell
Fatso (voice)
Vincent Schiavelli
Vincent
Bill Farmer
Stinkie (voice)
Rodger Halston
Larry Tullby
Michael McDonald
Spike-Stretch
Patrick Richwood
Vinnie-Stinky
Alan Thicke
Baseball Announcer
Maria Ford
Fanny (Playmate)
Casper Van Dien
Crewcut Hunk
Rodman Flender
Agile Dancer