Christian Clavier
Rémi François, aka Jack Palmer
Didier Flamand
Maître Dargent
Éric Fraticelli
Figoli, aka "le piaf"
Alain Maratrat
De Vlaminck
Albert Dray
Captain of the gendarmerie
Philippe Guerrini
The Marseillais
Jean-François Perrone
Separatist reunion
Jean-Emmanuel Pagni
Separatist 'Corsa Nazionale'
Christian Gautier
Gendarme
Xavier de Guillebon
Owner Villa Pinzuts
Nathalie Krebs
Owner Villa Pinzuts
Antoine Belloni
Borriacciu bet man
Raoul Curet
Borriacciu bet man
Nicolas Guy
Radar policeman
Olga Sékulic
Radar policewoman
Didier Ferrari
Pierrot, hotel owner
Luc Palun
Separatist 'Canal Inattendu'
Laurent Barbolosi
Boss of café Borracciu
Vincent Solignac
Belgian consul
Karine de Demo
Bulldog client
Michel Delgado
Bulldog client
Marc Vade
Fake tourist port
Raymond Aquaviva
Prosecution lawyer
Patrizia Poli
Defense lawyer
Jean-Pierre Lanfranchi
Owner of hotel Rémi Rossignoli / Tavagna Polyphonic Group
Christiane Conil
Maria Leoni
Francis Coppola
Old man of Pinocchio street
Catherine Gavrilovic
Fiorina
Marie-Ange Geronimi
Lucia Borgnoli
Juliette Poissonnier
Miss Brêche
François Berlinghi
Rossignoli cafe owner
Hervé Lassïnce
Dargent's assistant
Eric Debrosse
Young cop of Pinocchio
Ludmila Henry
Blonde Belgian consul
Juliette Degenne
Léa (voice)