All Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Robert "Gunther" Bendik

Taran Killam

Taran Killam

Blake

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Dave 'Squatch' Ward

Kolvalchik

Bobby Moynihan

Bobby Moynihan

Donnie

Hannah Simone

Hannah Simone

Sanaa

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Marc-Anthony Massiah

Warlord

Sylvesta Stuart

Sylvesta Stuart

Soldier #1

Reese Alexander

Reese Alexander

Soldier #2

J.C. Williams

J.C. Williams

Soldier #3

Eric Mazimpaka

Eric Mazimpaka

Soldier #4

Amitai Marmorstein

Amitai Marmorstein

Nate / Interviewer

Chad Sayn

Chad Sayn

Jeep Driver

Tawny West

Tawny West

Girl in Karaoke Bar

Peter Kelamis

Peter Kelamis

Rahmat

Paul Brittain

Paul Brittain

Gabe

Aubrey Sixto

Aubrey Sixto

Ashley

Joel Labelle

Joel Labelle

Sultan

Janene Carleton

Janene Carleton

Sex Slave Girl

Amir Talai

Amir Talai

Izzat

Aaron Yoo

Aaron Yoo

Yong

Allison Tolman

Allison Tolman

Mia

Ryan Gaul

Ryan Gaul

Barold

Steve Bacic

Steve Bacic

Max

Cobie Smulders

Cobie Smulders

Lisa

Elizabeth Bowen

Elizabeth Bowen

Giggly Woman

Jake T. Roberts

Jake T. Roberts

Schneider Feizmark

Scott McNeil

Scott McNeil

Cheyenne

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Tyronne L'Hirondelle

Sheepish Security Guard

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle

Charger Driver / Gunther Cameraman #1

Rebecca Olson

Rebecca Olson

Trish / Bartender

Alex Duncan

Alex Duncan

Jewel

Chad Krowchuk

Chad Krowchuk

Dave

Joel Cottingham

Joel Cottingham

Graveyard Employee

Lars Grant

Lars Grant

Gunther Cameraman #2

Hyuma Frankowski

Hyuma Frankowski

Diedrick Brunner

Manfred Maretzki

Manfred Maretzki

Police Chief

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Tony Chris Kazoleas

Bartender (uncredited)

Tom MacNeill

Tom MacNeill

Wedding Guest (uncredited)