Sean Vreeland
Self - Student Petitioner
Kenneth F. Brown
Self (as Ken Brown)
Alex Caldiero
Self - Animated UVSC Professor
Bob Rasmussen
Self - Asst. VP Student Life
William Sederburg
Self - UVSC President
Pierre LaMarche
Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche)
Phil Gordon
Self - VSC Communication Chair
Dennis Potter
Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor
Jesse J. Steele
Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele)
Vegor Pedersen
Self - Editor of College Times
Phil Clegg
Self - Student Life Advisor
George W. Bush
Self (archive footage)
Sean Combs
Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs)
Teresa Heinz
Self (archive footage)
John Kerry
Self (archive footage)
Jason Nichols
Self - Angry UVSC Professor
