Jason Schwartzman
Mickey Pizzazz
Richard Donelly
Stan Moetek
Kati Salowsky
Connie Klopski
Jordan Lloyd
Debra Johnson
Rachel Annette Helson
Beauty Pageant Judge
Anthony Estrella
Presenter
Melody Vasquez
Agent Ramirez
China Forbes
Grammy Reporter
Portland Helmich
Anchorwoman
Bruce-Robert Serafin
Customer
Irvin Wallace
Ruined Old Man
Mickey Gilmore
Prison Guard
Arthur Hiou
Security for Pope
Brandon Scales
Prison Inmate
Anastasia Tsikhanava
Rock Star
Marybeth Paul
Pageant Contestant
Robert Marsella
Waiter / Performance Attendee
Angel Connell
Performance Attendee
Rob Lévesque
Jan Lewan Group
Lance Norris
Pizzeria Customer
Richard Pacheco
Performance Attendee / Polka Dancer
Leonel Severino
Celebrity on the Red Carpet
John Franchi
Performance Attendee
Ted Sterner
Country Music Producer
Jeffery Kincannon
Performance Attendee
Suzanne Gillies
Security Agent
Harold Rudolph
Polka Dancer
Michele Mortensen
Polka Dancer
Benjamin James Chaplin
Teen Party Goer
Wendy Hartman
Wife Prison Visitor
Ron G. Young
Performance Attendee
Rich Rothbell
Uncle Rich / Polka Pro
Glenn W. Kane
Pope's Bodyguard
Tony Moreira
Prison Visitor
Eric Berghman
Background Dancer
Alexa Hartman
Daughter Prison Visitor
Tony Jones
Basketball Playing Prisoner
Mary Jane Brennan Sangiolo
Dance Hall Patron
Steve Provizer
Polka Band Musician
Pasquale Dalessio
Bus Tour Group
Frank Cacciola
Polka Dancer (uncredited)
Joe Cali
Tourist (uncredited)
Charlie Flannery
Performance Attendee (uncredited)
Dan Marshall
Polka Dancer (uncredited)
Americo Presciutti
Pope's Security (uncredited)
