Stephen Graham
Mike/Funny Calf's Dad
Christine Bottomley
Funny Calf's Mum
Lindsey Coulson
Funny Cow's Mum
Macy Shackleton
Funny Calf
Hebe Beardsall
Funny Calf (Aged 20s)
Tom Gibbons
Bob (Aged 20s)
Graham Hughes
Jacques LeCock
Richard Hawley
Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon
Bobby Knutt
Crookes Club Concert Secretary
Robert Curtis
Dial House Concert Secretary
Steven E Harris
Dial House Heckler
Kate Russell-Smith
Geraldine
Grant Crookes
Cinema Goer (uncredited)