Leslie Nielsen
President Baxter Harris
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Kate
Elaine Klimaszewski
Elaine
Queen Latifah
Aunt Shaneequa / The Oracle
Camryn Manheim
Trooper Champlin
Darrell Hammond
Father Muldoon
William S. Taylor
Mr. Meeks
Patricia Idlette
Mrs. Meeks
Frank C. Turner
Mr. Meek's Brother
Monica Dillon
Brenda's Grandmother
Lori Stewart
Tabitha's Mother
Phil Dornfeld
Tabitha's Voice (voice)
Cliff Solomon
Native American #1
Byron Chief-Moon
Native American #2
Dolly Madsen
Native American #3
John Hainsworth
Tracheotomy Man
Beverley Breuer
Tracheotomy Wife
Deanne Henry
Tammy Fae Baker
Eric Breker
Secret Serviceman Jones
Naomi Lawson-Baird
Sweet Tabitha
Abigail Adams
Wedding Guest
Debbie Lee Carrington
Mini Tabitha (uncredited)