Ashley Tisdale
Jody Sanders
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Molly Shannon
Heather Darcy
Josh Robert Thompson
Narrator (voice)
Marianne Hammock
Female Aide
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar
Katt Williams
Blaine Fulda
Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey
Lane Carlock
Newscaster #2
Shereé Whitfield
Real Housewife #1
Angela Raiola
Real Housewife #2
Lil Duval
Kendra's Brother
Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin
Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp
Clayton Landey
Sodomized Cop
Maui Tisdale
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
Kendra Wilkinson
Self (uncredited)
Audrina Patridge
Self (uncredited)
Zoe Pessin
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
Emily Chandler Westergreen
Mara (uncredited)
Jwaundace Candece
Real Housewife (uncredited)
Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Aaron Beelner
Little Man (uncredited)
Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerina (uncredited)
Amanda Jelks
Ballerina (uncredited)
Nikki Lashae
Ballerina (uncredited)
Amanda Topper
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Jon Gould
Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Rory Healy
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Catherine A. Cospelich
Ape Chick (uncredited)
Moses Das
Bridge Runner (uncredited)
Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girl (uncredited)
Jeff Glover
Lab Tech (uncredited)
Sandy Simmons
Model (uncredited)
Kendrick Cross
Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Leigh Hennessy
Witch (uncredited)
Chris Durfy
Packer Fan (uncredited)
David Zucker
Packer Fan (uncredited)
Memi West
Audience / Patron (uncredited)
Dathan Thigpen
Extra (uncredited)
