All Cast
Jaclene Wilk
Liberty Smith
Cara AnnMarie
Nikki Levine
Alfrelynn J. Roberts
Yolanda Jones
Chris Lutkin
Reverend Smith
John Lepard
Kenny Weston
Rusty Mewha
Dick Dinkler / Abe Lincoln
Peggy Thorp
Betty Bauser
Tom Whalen
Heckler
David Wolber
Campaign Security Guy
Andy Kirshner
Rolf Schnitzel
Caroline Helton
Belva
Ron Williams
Drunken Church Man
Ellie Todd
Church Stripper
Kristin Condon
Nikki's Ex-Girlfriend