All Cast
Ronald Allen
Cmdr. Fortune
Jimmy Fagg
Jimmy
Lanah P
Alex
Fiona Richmond
Fiona
Sandra Dorne
Sandra
Lemmy Kilmister
Spider
Nosher Powell
Nosher
Dave Beard
Gen. Karpov
Ron Tarr
Ron
Kevin Allen
Waiter 1
Rowland Rivron
Star Reporter
Rowena Bently
Indecisive Girlfriend
Angela Bowie
Henry's Wife
Shane MacGowan
Terrorist
Simon Brint
Brink
Rene Bruchet
Jane
Katrin Cartlidge
Katrin
Robbie Coltrane
Jeremy
Neil Dickson
Gerry
Sue Lloyd
Val
Dawn French
Debbie Draws
Sandie Shaw
Edgeley's Girlfriend
Miranda Richardson
DHSS Blonde
Pete Richens
Cafe Owner
Adrian Edmondson
Charles
Rik Mayall
Micky
Peter Richardson
Henry
Jennifer Saunders
Lady Caroline
Bill Wyman
Toilet Victim
Paul McCartney
Banquet Guest
Koo Stark
Hazel
Daniel Peacock
Terence
Derren Nesbitt
Manager
Nigel Planer
DHSS Manager
Debbie Linden
Layla
Christopher Malcolm
Steinbeck
Jonathan Stratt
Policeman
Rupert Vansittart
Rupert
Marika Rivera
Marika
Hugh Cornwell
Edgeley
Sean Chapman
Mark
Tim Van Rellim
Police Inspector
Jools Holland
Sun Reporter
Miles A. Copeland III
Derek
Simon Drake
Waiter
Bob Flag
Indecisive Customer
Norman Fisher
Footman
Peter Fontaine
Banquet Man
Cathryn Harrison
Joanna
Fran Fullenwider
Queen
Adrian Funnell
Waiter
Joanne Good
Jaqueline
Avril Rankin
Avril
Frank Murray
Terrorist
Tricia Ronane
Tricia
Barney Sharp
Barney
Steve Walsh
Record Executive
John Wilson
Waiter
Eddie Yeoh
Mr Chow
Terence Wood
Terrorist
Peter Rosengard
Israeli Ambassador
Lucien Morgan
Banquet Guest
Claire King
Yuppie Bitch