All Cast

Ian Ziering

Ian Ziering

Fin Shepard

Tara Reid

Tara Reid

April Wexler

Cassandra Scerbo

Cassandra Scerbo

Nova Clarke

Masiela Lusha

Masiela Lusha

Gemini

Olivia Newton-John

Olivia Newton-John

Orion

Chloe Lattanzi

Chloe Lattanzi

Electra

Billy Barratt

Billy Barratt

Gil Shepard

Chris Kattan

Chris Kattan

British Prime Minister

Cody Linley

Cody Linley

Matt Shepard

Russell Hodgkinson

Russell Hodgkinson

Steven Beck

Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken

Llewelyn

Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried

Ron McDonald

Greg Louganis

Greg Louganis

Zico

Fabio

Fabio

The Pope

Dolph Lundgren

Dolph Lundgren

Mature Gil Shepard

Yanet Garcia

Yanet Garcia

Chara

Porsha Williams

Porsha Williams

Andromeda

Katie Price

Katie Price

Connery

Louie Spence

Louie Spence

Calvin the Clerk

Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels

Bret Michaels

Tom Daley

Tom Daley

Tom Daley

Charo

Charo

The Queen

Shel Rasten

Shel Rasten

Prince

Nichelle Nichols

Nichelle Nichols

Secretary General of NATO

David Naughton

David Naughton

Ambassador Kessler

Lucy Pinder

Lucy Pinder

Swedish Ambassador

Jena Sims

Jena Sims

NATO Delegate Lee

Ross Mullan

Ross Mullan

Dr. Wobbegon

Casey Batchelor

Casey Batchelor

Lady Anne

Luisa Zissman

Luisa Zissman

The Duchess

India Thain

India Thain

Dottie The Maid

Noush Skaugen

Noush Skaugen

Helga The Maid

Abby Miller

Abby Miller

Dr. Bramble

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

Dr. Angel

Sasha Cohen

Sasha Cohen

Olympic Ice Skater

Anthony C. Ferrante

Anthony C. Ferrante

Dundee

Gus Kenworthy

Gus Kenworthy

Skier

Caprice Bourret

Caprice Bourret

Polaris

Claudia Jordan

Claudia Jordan

Ursa

Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk

The Hawk

Spencer Matthews

Spencer Matthews

Sailor Dan

John Hennigan

John Hennigan

Rodolfo

Dan Fogler

Dan Fogler

Dan Fogler

Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho

Simone

Tiffany Pollard

Tiffany Pollard

Vega

Downtown Julie Brown

Downtown Julie Brown

Vatican Consigliere

Jai Rodriguez

Jai Rodriguez

Peter

Benjy Bronk

Benjy Bronk

Howard Beale

Yoshie Morino

Yoshie Morino

Jasmine

Bai Ling

Bai Ling

Mira

Kate Garraway

Kate Garraway

Kate Garraway

Laura Tobin

Laura Tobin

Laura Tobin

Karl Stefanovic

Karl Stefanovic

Karl Stefanovic

Jeff Rossen

Jeff Rossen

Jeff Rossen

Kathie Lee Gifford

Kathie Lee Gifford

Kathie Lee Gifford

Al Roker

Al Roker

Al Roker

Hoda Kotb

Hoda Kotb

Hoda Kotb

Cat Greenleaf

Cat Greenleaf

Cat Greenleaf

Zoe Dingwall

Zoe Dingwall

NATO member / customer in pub

Adam Dingwall

Adam Dingwall

NATO member / customer in pub

Paul O'Kelly

Paul O'Kelly

Pedestrian (uncredited)

Doug Censor Martin

Doug Censor Martin

Jack the Helicopter Pilot

Liliana Nova

Liliana Nova

Svetlanda

LaChelle Hunt

LaChelle Hunt

Pisces

Nathalie Odzierejko

Nathalie Odzierejko

Nicola

Audrey Latt

Audrey Latt

Japanese Hotel Kid

Brady Latt

Brady Latt

Japanese Hotel Kid

Moise Latt

Moise Latt

Japanese Hotel Kid

Shinji Kinoshita

Shinji Kinoshita

Shin

Edward Grimes

Edward Grimes

Cameron

John Grimes

John Grimes

Mick

Samantha Fox

Samantha Fox

Ms. Moore

Charlotte Hawkins

Charlotte Hawkins

Charlotte Hawkins

Lisa Wilkinson

Lisa Wilkinson

Lisa Wilkinson

Kemar

Kemar

Claude

Daniel Eghan

Daniel Eghan

Royal Guard (uncredited)

Elena Valdameri

Elena Valdameri

Pedestrian (uncredited)

Kishore Bhatt

Kishore Bhatt

London Tourist (uncredited)

Raj Awasti

Raj Awasti

London Tourist (uncredited)

Jag Patel

Jag Patel

London Tourist (uncredited)

Oliver Kalkofe

Oliver Kalkofe

Tele 5 SchleFaZ News Studio Anchor

Peter Rütten

Peter Rütten

Tele 5 SchleFaZ News Studio Anchor

Olli Schulz

Olli Schulz

Demonstration Guy

Jan Delay

Jan Delay

Man in Front of Townhall Hamburg

Stefan Sandrock

Stefan Sandrock

Man in Front of Townhall Hamburg

Linda Zervakis

Linda Zervakis

News Anchorwoman

Dietmar Wischmeyer

Dietmar Wischmeyer

Countryside Reporter

Sarah Knappik

Sarah Knappik

Street Reporter

Bela B.

Bela B.

Police Guy

Joko Winterscheidt

Joko Winterscheidt

Weapons Tester

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

Weapons Tester

Oliver Welke

Oliver Welke

Sharknado News Anchor

Tim Mälzer

Tim Mälzer

Guy with the Biggest Fish in the Harbor of Hamburg

Robert Michel

Robert Michel

Guy Next to the Guy with the BIggest Fish

Markus Lanz

Markus Lanz

Talk Show Anchor

Ingrid van Bergen

Ingrid van Bergen

Talk Show Guest (as Ingrid van Bergen)

Dieter Nuhr

Dieter Nuhr

Talk Show Guest

Thomas Koschwitz

Thomas Koschwitz

Berlin Skyline City Reporter 1

Julia Gámez Martin

Julia Gámez Martin

Berlin Skyline City Reporter 2

Simone Panteleit

Simone Panteleit

Weather Reporter

Sascha Vollmer

Sascha Vollmer

Guy With The Hammer

Petunia

Petunia

Petunia (uncredited)