Kevin Smith
Silent Bob / Kevin Smith
Brian O'Halloran
Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks
Joey Lauren Adams
Alyssa Jones
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
Treshelle Edmond
Sopapilla
Craig Robinson
Judge Jerry N. Executioner
Diedrich Bader
Security Guard
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Cast Member of Clerks
Walt Flanagan
Cast Member of Clerks
Scott Schiaffo
Cast Member of Clerks
Ernest O'Donnell
Cast Member of Clerks
John Willyung
Cast Member of Clerks
Tommy Chong
Alfred the Butler
Bryan Johnson
Comic Book Man
Mike Zapcic
Comic Book Man
David Dastmalchian
Nervous Cop
Ralph Garman
Ted Underhill
Mickey Gooch Jr.
Holy Roller
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth
Kate Micucci
Mooby's Fun-ployee
Jesse Rath
French Canadian Blunt-Fan
Molly Shannon
SouthBest Airlines Lady
Karrueche Tran
Con-Ployee #2
James Van Der Beek
James Van Der Beek
Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio
Guy with Banana
Marc Bernardin
Sleepy Blunt-Fan
Chelsey Cole
Walking Dead Fan
Eric Corrasco
Chicago Ride Me Now Driver
Nick Fehlinger
Kush Boy #2
David Mandel
Mooby's Coffee Addict
Andrew McElfresh
Mooby's Cook
Jordan Monsanto
Lady Bailiff
Brian Quinn
Bluntman Cosplayer
Jake Richardson
Kush Boy #1
Stephen Root
Cockmando (voice)
Andrew Singer
Popcorn Eater
Donald Smith
Jay Cosplayer
Grace Smith
Silent Bob Fan
Matt Damon
Loki (uncredited)
Stan Lee
Stan Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)
Ryan James
Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)