All Cast
Jake Muxworthy
John
Lauren German
Gertle
Kelli Garner
Archer
Tom Sizemore
Dad
Gabriel Mann
Michael
Joel Michaely
Jerry
Dylan Sprouse
Young John
Lin Shaye
Willow
Toni Wynne
Brandi
Drew Osborne
Young Michael
JJ Neward
Soccer Mom
Frank Gerrish
Store Manager #2
