All Cast
Rob Schneider
Paul
Steve Buscemi
Neal
Holland Taylor
Ruth
Peter Riegert
Bob
Brandon Molale
Cop # 1
George Dzundza
Norman
Samantha Smith
Christine
Marcus Giamatti
Freddy
Sanny van Heteren
Waitress
Keri Randles
Lily
Kent Shocknek
Newscaster
Michael Yami
Mr. Nakamuri
Pamela Guest
Bird Lady
Jack McGee
Produce Manager
Carolina Gómez
Marissa