All Cast
Mel Smith
Inspector Flint
Griff Rhys Jones
Henry Wilt
Alison Steadman
Eva
Roger Lloyd Pack
Dr Pittman
Diana Quick
Sally
Jeremy Clyde
Hugh
Roger Allam
Dave
David Ryall
Rev. Froude
Dermot Crowley
Braintree
John Normington
Treadaway
Tony Mathews
Gladden
Charles Lawson
Cranham
Gabrielle Blunt
Mrs. Bulstrode
Edward Clayton
Mossop
Jeffrey Chiswick
Macari
Julia McCarthy
Mrs. McClaren
Geoffrey McGivern
Mr. Yeo
Tai Ling
Manageress
Christopher Saul
Vice Principal
Barbara Hicks
Ms Clinch
Adam Bareham
Board
Ian Barritt
Science Teacher
Togo Igawa
Japanese Visitor
Fergus McLarnon
Jessell
Mark Monero
Figgis
Sam Smart
Gilmore
Christopher Priest
Student
Josephine Tewson
Miss Leuchars
Ken Drury
Farmiloe
David Quilter
Boffin
Debra Hearst
WPC Longman
Beccy Wright
WPC Duncan
Dan Hildebrand
Constable
Don Williams
Adam
Billy Geraghty
Dee-Jay
Imogen Claire
Party Guest
Peter Gluckstein
Party Guest
Gina McKee
Party Guest
Neville Phillips
Party Guest
Ann Queensberry
Party Guest
Jim Dunk
Urwin
Sidney Livingstone
Barney
Stewart Harwood
Driver
John Melainey
Reporter