All Cast
Royce D. Applegate
Delmus
Lewis Arquette
Warden
Dorothy Van
Army Nurse
J.J. Barry
Indian #1
Bill Murray
Lefty
Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman
Sid Haig
Lone Stranger
Howard Hesseman
Ernie Piles, War Correspondent
Harry Shearer
Narrator (voice)
Billy Curtis
Menchkin
Danny Dayton
Bartender
David Downing
'Dark Town' Singer
Murphy Dunne
Tough, White G.I.
Walker Edmiston
Pa
Larry Hankin
2nd Veteran
Ed Lauter
Sheriff Bob
David Landsberg
Duddy Allen
Ysabel MacCloskey
Ma
Rod McCary
Clark
Britt Leach
Billy Joe
Louisa Moritz
Margie
Jaye P. Morgan
Stop-It Nurse
Van Dyke Parks
Indian #2
Misty Rowe
Louise
Avery Schreiber
Theatre Manager
Lynne Marie Stewart
Budget Attendant
Betty Thomas
Biker Chic #1
Robin Sherwood
Biker Chic #2
Susan Tyrrell
Boobies
Teddy Wilson
Elijah Abdoul Jamaal Muhammed
Bill Zuckert
Hotel Detective
John H. Mayer
Narrator (voice)
Gary Owens
Narrator (voice)
Alan Dexter
Cowboy
Karen Lamm
Andrea
Dave Shelley
Sarge