All Cast

Don Rickles
George Wilson

George Kennedy
Mr. Johnson

Justin Cooper
Dennis Mitchell

Betty White
Martha Wilson

Brian Doyle-Murray
Professor

Carrot Top
Sylvester

Dwier Brown
Henry Mitchell

Heidi Swedberg
Alice Mitchell
Keith Reece
Gunther

Jacqueline Steiger
Margaret
Danny Turner
Joey

Alexa PenaVega
Gina
Danny Breen
Fireman #1
Brooke Candy
Girl at Diving Board
Tom Forrest
Driver

Brian Habicht
Guy at Dart Booth
Darrell Harris
Fireman #2

Angelo Tiffe
Ticket Taker

John Zarchen
Paramedic

Louis Perez
(uncredited)
