All Cast

Gregory James Cohan

Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

Claire Hsu

Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

Aurelio Voltaire

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

Daniel Steere

Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Hobo

Zachary Steere

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Jesse Turits

Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

David Sokol

David Sokol

Ali

Douglas Saint James

Douglas Saint James

Surgeon

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chan

Janice Young

Janice Young

Doug's Mom

Pat Hroncich

Pat Hroncich

Vietnam Soldier 1

George Schewnzer

George Schewnzer

Doug's Dad