All Cast

Orlando Bloom

JuJu Pepe

Andy Samberg

Marty Hass

John Cena

Gustav Ditters

Jeff Goldblum

Marty Hass Present Day

J.J. Abrams

J.J. Abrams

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong

Kevin Bacon

Ditmer Klerken

James Marsden

Rex Honeycut

Dolph Lundgren

Gustav Ditters Present Day

Freddie Highmore

Young Adrian Baton

Julia Ormond

Adriana Baton

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Olusegun Okorocha

Maya Rudolph

Lucy Flerng

Danny Glover

Slim Robinson Present Day

Daveed Diggs

Slim Robinson

Will Forte

French Gendarme

Nathan Fielder

Stu Ruckman

Phylicia Rashād

Victoria Young

Joe Buck

Joe Buck

Chris Webber

Chris Webber

Chris Romano

Jabin Dolchey

Seth Morris

Mick Porterhouse

Jon Hamm

Narrator (voice)

Eric Nenninger

Finnish Husband

Eugenia Kuzmina

Finnish Wife

Myles Brewer

Rad 80s Spectator

Kevin Clash

Sesame Street Character (voice)

Edgar Wright

Commentator

Rebecca Dayan

Fabienne

Russ Walko

Patrick John Costello

Spectator with Spectacles

Carly Richardson

Podium Girl (uncredited)