Nick Frost
PC Danny Butterman
Jim Broadbent
Inspector Frank Butterman
Paddy Considine
DS Andy Wainwright
Rafe Spall
DC Andy Cartwright
Kevin Eldon
Sergeant Tony Fisher
Olivia Colman
PC Doris Thatcher
Bill Bailey
Sergeant Turner
Karl Johnson
PC Bob Walker
Timothy Dalton
Simon Skinner
Edward Woodward
Tom Weaver
Billie Whitelaw
Joyce Cooper
Stuart Wilson
Dr. Robin Hatcher
Paul Freeman
Rev. Philip Shooter
Rory McCann
Michael Armstrong
Kenneth Cranham
James Reaper
Trevor Nichols
Greg Prosser
Elizabeth Elvin
Sheree Prosser
Patricia Franklin
Annette Roper
Lorraine Hilton
Amanda Paver
David Threlfall
Martin Blower
David Bradley
Arthur Webley
Martin Freeman
Met Sergeant
Bill Nighy
Met Chief Inspector
Stephen Merchant
Peter Ian Staker
Robert Popper
'Not' Janine
Colin Michael Carmichael
Heston Services Clerk
Tom Strode Walton
Underage Drinker #1
Troy Woollan
Underage Drinker #2
Rory Lowings
Underage Drinker #3
Nicholas Wilson
Butcher Brother
Kevin Wilson
Butcher Brother
Graham Low
The Living Statue
Alexander King
Aaron A. Aaronson
Cate Blanchett
Janine (uncredited)
Steve Coogan
Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)
Peter Jackson
Thief Dressed as Father Christmas (uncredited)
Garth Jennings
Crack Addict (uncredited)
Edgar Wright
Shelf Stacker / Voice of Dave (uncredited)
Lesley Wright
Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
Peter Wild
Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)
Gillian Rosemary Smith
Village of The Year Judge (uncredited)