All Cast
Robbie Coltrane
Francis Forbes Clunie
Fiona Fullerton
Dr. Olive Branch
Jean Anderson
Mrs Napier
Craig Ferguson
Det. Sgt. Ure
Aine O'Connor
Lauren McCall
Aine O'Connor
Lauren MacCall
Midge Ure
Gus McCurdie
Ron Donachie
Davie
Jimmie MacGregor
Hughie
Natasha Gerson
Nurse Josephine
Eilidh Fraser
Nurse Betty
Alec Heggie
McTaggart
Bill Murdoch
Bald Santa
Jake D'Arcy
Drunken Bum
Terry Neason
Krankie Woman
Sheila Duffy
Newscaster
Fenella Kerr
Reporter
Moss Heights
Poor Joe Pavarotti
Andrew Dallmeyer
Van Centre Manager
Ken Manners
Van Washer
Jim Boyce
Dougie
Allan Sharpe
Rab
Michelle Esclapez
Mr McCurdie's PA
Harry Glass
Newsvendor
Rab Handleigh
Taxi Driver
Seamus Gubbins
Bar Manager
Garry Stewart
Bartender
Ron Paterson
MC
Freddie Boardley
Tam Burlaine
Allan Ross
Archie
