Dursley McLinden
Tim Diamond
Susannah York
Lauren Bacardi
Patricia Hodge
Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg
Roy Kinnear
Jack Splendide
Bill Paterson
Chief Inspector Snape
Michael Robbins
The Fat Man
Michael Medwin
The Professor
Forbes Collins
Henry von Falkenberg
José René Ruiz
Johnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)
Jenny Tomasin
Traffic Warden
Joanna Dickens
Large Woman
Alison Ruffelle
Sales Girl
Auriol Goldingham
Sales Girl
Cristina Avery
Perturbed Mother
Geraldine Muir
Granddaughter
Gerald Campion
Uncle Holly
Ricky Diamond
Harpoon Salesman
Mammoth
Fat Man's Henchman
John McCoy
Fatman's Henchman
Malcolm Baker
Fatman's Henchman
Nicky Moore
Fatman's Henchman
Vinnie Reed
Fatman's Hnechman
