
The Great Satan
Jun 12 2018
•1h 12m
•Horror, Comedy, Fantasy
With their longtime collaborator Lucifer, Everything Is Terrible! has ingested over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes. They have recontextualized them and created a narrative feature that reminds us all who we are, why we are here, and what we should be doing with our paltry time on this dumb planet.
Cast
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Gene Simmons
Self (archive footage)
Maryjean Ballner
Self (archive footage)

John Hagee
Self (archive footage)

Dexter Holland
Self (archive footage)
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