Jay Chandrasekhar
Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn
Kevin Heffernan
Rodney 'Rod' Farva
Steve Lemme
MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack
Erik Stolhanske
Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner
Lynda Carter
Governor Jessman
Marisa Coughlan
Ursula Hanson
Tyler Labine
Christophe Bellefuille
Will Sasso
Mountie Archambault
Maggie Castle
Cassandra Anne Gacek
Hayes MacArthur
Mountie Podien
Seann William Scott
Callaghan
Kateri DeMartino
Canadian Local Townsfolk
Arthur Hiou
St. George Townsfolk
Katherine Skelton
Female Driver
Clifton Collins Jr.
Bus Driver
Paul Walter Hauser
Lonnie Laloush
Jim Gaffigan
Larry Johnson
Jimmy Tatro
Lance Stonebreaker
Kimberly Howe
Opening Scene Groupie
Bruce McCulloch
Charles Lloyd
Jolie Martin
Bordello Madame
Richard Perello
L'Explosion Bartender
