Brigette Lundy-Paine
Billie
Anthony Carrigan
Dennis Caleb McCoy
Hal Landon Jr.
Chief Logan
Holland Taylor
The Great Leader
Jillian Bell
Dr. Taylor Wood
DazMann Still
Jimi Hendrix
Jeremiah Craft
Louis Armstrong
George Carlin
Rufus Hologram (archive footage)
Piotr Michael
Rufus (voice)
Sharon K. London
Second Noble
Jared Bankens
Jesus / Young Ted
Kelly Carlin-McCall
Head Technician
Billy Slaughter
Young Bill
William E. Harris
George Washington
Kimberly Stockton
Queen Elizabeth
Gretchen Byers
Renaissance Lady
Georgia Cohran
Harriet Tubman
David Calloway
Roman Soldier
John Devilman
Roman Soldier
Joseph Martin
Elizabethan Nobleman
Kharismisa Morris
Josephine Baker
Lindy Ariff
Amelia Earhart
Alberto Corrales
Spanish Count
Nick Garrison
Hendrix Band Member
Jeff Pagano
Noelle Redding
Nicolas Bosc
Caveman (uncredited)
Daniel Dorr
Mozart (uncredited)
Gregory Hobson
Tough Prisoner (uncredited)
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited)
William Buster Benefield
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Michael Biss
Umpire (uncredited)
Maydelle Clarice
Renaissance Dancer (uncredited)
Guillermo Rodriguez
Guy in Shower (uncredited)
Matt Gorman
Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited)
John Morzen
Man in Lounge (uncredited)
Julia Holt
Tambourine Player (uncredited)