All Cast
John Larroquette
Mark Bannister
Kirstie Alley
Jessie Bannister
John Diehl
Fred
Alison La Placa
Claudia
Jessica Lundy
Bernice
Bradley Gregg
Jonathan
Dennis Miller
Wes
Robert Ginty
Dale
Wayne Tippit
Grindle
Paul Eiding
Stark
Aeryk Egan
C.K.
Deborah Otto
Katy
Mark Bringelson
Prick Automaton Cop
Karen Kronwell
Female Cop
Heather McNair
Karen Kelly
Mark Manning
Russell Fenn
Bob Sorenson
Field Reporter
Rob Camilletti
Shady Character Outside Strip Joint
Elizabeth Lang
Mark's Secretary
Peppi Sanders
Receptionist
Jay Bernard
Kaminsky
Frank Dworsky
Mailroom Employee
Rene L. Moreno
Mailroom Runner
Deborah Swartz
Chloroform
Lisa Rubin
Tom Cruise Girl Fan
Hart Throb
Tom Cruise Guy Fan
Aaron Berger
Space People Eat My Mom And Dad
Elaine Moe
Fistful of Valium
Loy Burns
Get Drunk
Jack Edward
Polka Man
Pat Willoughby
Polka Lady
Richard Alexander
Bust Somebody
Francis Brooks
Pump Iron
Marlon Darton
Meditation
Frieda Smith
Sex
Jon Proudstar
Shoot 'Em
Mel Coleman
Strangle 'Em
Kimberly Steuter
Cook 'Em in the Owen
Elizabeth Kneeland
Hide His Medication
Ed Peterson
Her Ancient Husband
Grant Moran
Kindness
Michael Waltman
Insulin
Darwin Hall
Hammer
Karen DeConcini
Bean Dip
Earl Smith
Shiv
Kevin Wadowski
Hit 'N' Run
Ethan Aronson
His Car
Michael Zand
Kaddir (voice)
Jack Penix
Dr. Jack Penix O.B. Gyn (voice)
Jonny Bliss
Employee
Rich Hopkins
Tourist
Michael Listorti
Tv news cameraman