All Cast
Martine McCutcheon
Gertie Roberts
Alan Davies
Donald Roberts
Adam Deacon
Herbie Lane
Jamie Foreman
Charlie McQueen
Brenock O'Connor
David Roberts
Tom Owen
Mr Blake
Ewen MacIntosh
Derek Dobson
Daniel Hill
Mr Travis
Lucy-Jane Quinlan
Emelda
Tomi May
Jeff Barnes
Mark Dymond
Peter Batchelor
Anna Danshina
Anoushka
Gareth Hale
Dick Ellis
Danny Midwinter
Tony Soper
TJ Herbert
Roy Oliver
Ross Anderson
Alan Stonebridge
Alex Woodhall
Ginger Warburton
Betsy Blue-English
Angie
Jim Conway
Barry Stringer
Rav Wilding
Policeman #1
Luke J.I. Smith
Knuckles
Mark Griffin
'Brian' West Ham Manager
Joan Hodges
Mrs. Meredith
Christopher Fosh
Burly Steward