You're Never Too Young
Aug 25 1955
•2h 42m
•Comedy
When an aspiring barber becomes inadvertently involved in the theft of a valuable diamond, necessity forces him to masquerade as a 12 year-old child - with humorous consequences.
Cast
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Dean Martin
Bob Miles
Jerry Lewis
Wilbur Hoolick
Diana Lynn
Nancy Collins
Nina Foch
Gretchen Brendan
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