All Cast
John Cho
Harold Lee
Kal Penn
Kumar Patel
Paula Garcés
Maria
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Elias Koteas
Sergie Katsov
Danneel Ackles
Vanessa Fanning
Thomas Lennon
Todd
Jake Johnson
Jesus
Danny Trejo
Mr. Perez
Austin Bickel
Kid in Line
Inga R. Wilson
Mom in Line
Eddie Kaye Thomas
Rosenberg
David Krumholtz
Seth Goldstein
Brett Gelman
T.V. Director
Patton Oswalt
Mall Santa
Eric Kissack
Wafflebot (voice)
Amir Blumenfeld
Adrian
Bobby Lee
Kenneth Park
Esteban Andres Cruz
Pepe Perez
Dana DeLorenzo
Becca the P.A.
Dan Levy
Reporter
David Burtka
David Burtka
Gareth Reynolds
Heaven's Bartender
Evan Mann
Heaven's Bartender
Richard Riehle
Santa Claus
Bennett Saltzman
Boris
Melissa Ordway
Gracie
Jordan Danger
Mary
Chernise Yvette
Topless Angel
Cassie Keller
Topless Angel
RZA
Lamar
Dan Levy
Reporter
Marvin Cruz
Timo Perez
Allyson Lengers
Wafflebot Kid
Gabriel Anderson
Wafflebot Kid
Shirley Benyas
Nana Perez
Ashley Coss
Ava
Chloe Coss
Ava
Hannah Coss
Ava
Da'Vone McDonald
Latrell
Tyler Nelson
Teen
Tom Kruszewski
Teen
Steven Clark
Teen
Hilary Anderson
Hot Teenage Girl
Yasen Peyankov
Yuri
John Hoogenakker
Gustav
Tristan Canning
Noah
David Rife
White Castle Employee
Dave Davies
Church Security Guard
Gabriella Dilone
Inez Perez
Ripper Brown
St. Peter
Megan Agrusa
Dancer
Bobby Amamizu
Dancer
Christine Babini
Dancer
Ashley Cinq-Mars
Dancer
Michelle Diterlizzi
Dancer
Marisa Dorchock
Dancer
Jenelle Engleson
Dancer
Aundrea Fant
Dancer
Jessie Lauryn Foutz
Dancer
Brittany Freeth
Dancer
Erin Gales
Dancer
Alicia Gilley
Dancer
Sarah Alice Burns
Dancer
Annika Ihnat
Dancer
Brandon Koepsell
Dancer
Jessica Lamarre
Dancer
Kandis Mak
Dancer
Marcy McCusker
Dancer
Cortney Millar
Dancer
Lindsey Oleary
Dancer
Rachel Omell
Dancer
Taylor Peters
Dancer
Jessica Provencher
Dancer
Katie Reese
Dancer
Lindsey Tuer
Dancer
Florence Vinger
Dancer
Shawn Lee Vitale
Dancer
