All Cast
Tim Thomerson
Trooper Jack Deth
Helen Hunt
Leena
Biff Manard
Hap Ashby
Michael Stefani
Martin Whistler / Detective Weisling
Art LaFleur
McNulty
Telma Hopkins
Ruth Raines
Richard Herd
Chairman Spencer
Anne Seymour
Chairman Ashe
Miguel Fernandes
Officer Lopez
Pete Schrum
Santa Claus
Barbara Perry
Mrs. Santa Claus
Brad Logan
Bull
Minnie Summers Lindsey
Mom
Richard Erdman
Drunken Wise Man
Wiley Harker
Dapper Old Man
Alyson Croft
Baby McNulty
Michael McGrady
Chris Lavery
Ed McClarty
Jerry the Punk
Don Ross
Security Guard
Kymberly Sheppard
Newswoman
Nicky Beat
Butthead
Lantza Krantz
Butthead
Clu Gulager
Mall Security Guard