Christopher Meloni
The Producer
Stylist B.
Tarnishe'D Silva
Mario Cantone
The Director
Cyndi Lauper
Little Johnny's Mom
Caitlin FitzGerald
Bank Teller
Lyndsey Anderson
Sexy Bartender
Sam Oz Stone
Little Johnny
Josh Frieser
Producer as a Boy
Emmanuel Yarborough
Janitor
Natalie Harrah
Hot Girl at Chalkboard
Travis Kauppila
Young Hillbilly #1
Tom DiNardo
Older Hillbilly
Kirk Gagnon
Young Hillbilly #2
Boomer Tibbs
Boardmember #1
Leah Lapidus
Boardmember #2
Ginger Rich
Boardmember #5
George Chevallier
Birthday Boy
Ted Ferguson
Joke-Telling Priest
Claudia L. Brown
Cheap Trick
Chris Henry
Production Assistant
Alec Lynch
Little Johnny's Brother
Tanner Colby
Gay Taxidermist
Hannah Stoor
Girl at School
Marisa Valente
English Teacher
Roger Byers
Priest with Pizza
Bryan Fitzgerald
Auditioner #1
Scott Rossini
Auditioner #3
Jeanine Hill
Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
Debbie Schwartz
Topless Twin #1
Lauren Schwartz
Topless Twin #2
Jordanna James
Sexy Midget
Richard Labit
Little Boy at School
Todd Levin
Man Who Orders Hot Dog
David Thornton
Little Johnny's Dad
Stephanie Restivo
Stripper #1
Art Schorr
Vienna Sausage Grandpa
John D'Leo
Vienna Sausage Boy
Bettina Niedermann
Tiffany
Chloe Whiteford
Hairy Chested Girl
Jana Dendinger
Brunette Bikini Babe
Brandy Moon
Big Boob Blonde
Richard Kohn
Old Vienna Sausage Guy
Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.
Black Midget
