All Cast
Shannon Tweed
Sharon Bell
Andrew Dice Clay
Oz, aka Raymond Ulysses Brice
Robert Davi
Sergeant Crane
Roddy Piper
Ice
Nicholas Campbell
Vic
John Colicos
Senator Donald Wilson
James Purcell
Captain Henricks
Judith Scott
Nancy Polson
Louis Wrightman
Que
Keram Malicki-Sánchez
Cal
J.D. Nicholsen
Zed
Polly Shannon
Candice 'Candy' Wilson, Miss U.S.A.
Bridget Griggs
Kellee White, Miss Canada
Kyrin Hall
Nikki Westhill, Miss England
Chandra West
Maria, Miss Germany
Joanna Bacalso
Malou, Miss Philippines
Julie Armstrong
Isabel LeClaire, Miss France