All Cast
Andy Samberg
Jose Canseco
Akiva Schaffer
Mark McGwire
Jorma Taccone
Reporter / Walt Weiss / Joe Montana
Hannah Simone
Amber
Jenny Slate
Stacy
Sterling K. Brown
Sia
Jim O'Heir
Puka Shell Bob
Stephanie Beatriz
Val Gal
Alana Haim
Val Gal
Este Haim
Val Gal
Danielle Haim
Val Gal
Maya Rudolph
Val Gal
Ben Perez
Jose's Dad
Dave Faulkner
Mark's Dad
Denise Weintraub
Marks Mom
Trinity Chanel
Madonna
Sis Gold
Mrs. McGillicutty
Whitney Moore
Snow Bunny
Kyla Billings
Bikini Girl
Britta Grant
Bikini Girl
Jonetta Kaiser
Bikini Girl
Julia Nolan
Bikini Girl
Dan Wicksman
Maitre D
Jeff Torres
Lenny the Torso
Ryan Nemeth
Reporter (uncredited)
