All Cast
Brad Jones
Craig Golightly / The Cinema Snob
Rob Walker
Neil Hall
Tamara Lynn Chambers
Shelley Songs
Korey Goodwin
Brycycle
John Means
Earl Pasterton
Laura Luke
Virginia Pasterton
Doug Walker
Bally Joe
Malcolm Ray
Uber Driver
Fard Muhammad
Rich Laughlin
Ray Villarreal
Hector
Travis Marsala
Dr. Jones
Yayo Gutierrez
Steve Gutternstein
Ian Bonds
Ian
Lloyd Kaufman
Stanley Golightly
Flynn Hanners
Sheriff
Ryan Mitchelle
Dan Phillips / Yukyuk
Zachary La Voy
Lavoyrock (as Zach Lavoy)
Matt Zion
Convention Fan 1
Walter Banasiak
Convention Fan 2
Joe Means
Barnacle Fan
Korey Coleman
Theater Commentator 1
Martin Thomas
Theater Commentator 2
Bianca Queen
Alien Girl
Buford Stowers
Movie Neil
Sammy Gonzalez
Announcer (as Sam Gonzalez)