All Cast

William Darkow

William Darkow

Major Kent Bendover

Ramona Provost

Ramona Provost

Barbie Que

Hugh Crawford

Hugh Crawford

General Herpes Simplex

Mike Milligan

Mike Milligan

Soldier

Katie Barrett

Katie Barrett

Pedestrian

Carl Cook

Carl Cook

Rather Brokeoff

Dan Levine

Dan Levine

Zombie

John Sabotta

John Sabotta

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