Troye Sivan
John 'Spud' Milton
John Cleese
Mr. 'The Guv' Edly
Jamie Royal
Henry 'Gecko' Barker
Tom Burne
Vern 'Rain Main' Blackadder (as Thomas Burne)
Josh Goddard
Charlie 'Mad Dog' Hooper
Tanit Phoenix
Eve - Mrs. Wilson
Jason Cope
Sparerib - Mr. Wilson
Genna Blair
Mermaid - Debbie