Michael Fassbender
Thomas Rongen
Taika Waititi
American Samoan Priest
Will Arnett
Alex Magnussen
Sisa Grey
Convenient Store Cashier
Lehi Makisi Falepapalangi
Pisa
Wil Kahele
"Who's on the Plane" Reporter
Angus Sampson
Angus Bendleton
Kaitlyn Dever
Nicole (voice)
James Burghardt
Tongan Player #1
Patrick Mullen
Tongan Player #2
Jonathan J.I. Knox
Game Referee
Loretta Ables Sayre
Rambo's Mom
Lori Pelenise Tuisano
American Samoan Woman #1
Tulalagalaga Tatalo Wily
American Samoan Woman #2
Roland Tupola
Tongan Player #3
David Tu'itupou
Tall David
Russell Satele
Russell Satele (uncredited)
