All Cast
Robert Patrick
Jarvis Scott
Teri Hatcher
Dani Payson
Steve Tyler
Bob 'Beast' Stevenson
Cyril O'Reilly
Gary / Eric
Matt McCoy
Chazz Stone
Shannon Fopeano
Jeanne (as Shannon Dobson Fopeano)
Ian Buchanan
Terrence
Howard Spiegel
Michael
Cassian Elwes
Minion #1
Saul Janson
Minion #2
Lisa Marie Kurbikoff
Partygoer
David Niven Jr.
Peeping Tom
Anthony Pena
Policeman #1
Rolf Englehardt
Policeman #2
Brian Hayes Currie
Policeman #3 (as Brian Currie)
Paul Timms
Policeman #4
Michael Brochard
Ballplayer #1
Brian Regalot
Ballplayer #2
Gary Grossman
Ballplayer #3
Michael Sládek
Ballplayer #4 (as Michael Sladek)
Elizabeth Hayden
Airline Attendant
Elizabeth Barondes
Actress