Matthew Modine
Alec McCall
Gilbert Gottfried
Dr. Spleen
Fred Ward
Don Decker (scenes deleted)
Jeremy James Kissner
Nathan
Lisa Ray-Jacobs
Miss Holmes
Steve Monroe
Zoo Assistant
Sven Martinek
St. Dominic Coach
Stephanie Silva
Champagne Girl
Alexandre Aubry
Clemens Impersonator
Jean-Luc Orofino
Clemens Action Impersonator